we must protect him at all costs
mcscuse me bitch!
THE SIGNS AS ELEMENTS
- Aries: Nickel because you're useful but a lot of people are allergic to your harshness
- Taurus: Sodium cus u salty and bitter as hell
- Gemini: Mercury, ur beautiful and fun to play with but even one touch is deadly
- Cancer: Oxygen, no one can live without you, but too much of you causes death
- Leo: Gold, ur effin useless but ur pretty and expensive
- Virgo: Chlorine, deadly to inhale but you kills germs
- Libra: Helium bc ur a noble gas and make people's voices sound funny when they inhale u
- Scorpio: Sulfur bc you smell like rotten eggs I'm sorry
- Sagittarius: Radium cus u rad but also radioactive
- Capricorn: Titanium bc ur a strong, badass mofo and there's a song about you
- Aquarius: Uranium because you're explosive and nuclear and terrifying
- Pisces: Fluorine because you're overreactive and always in the water
allimonster721 asked:
Summarize each of the movies in one sentence each.
facts-i-just-made-up answered:
1: Little boy outflies trained space fighter fliers.
2: Teen boy thinks only with his lightsaber.
3: Teen boy acts badly, best vocal actor ever acts worse.
4: Farm boy saves princess.
5: Farm boy argues with dad.
6: Farm boy gets new teddy bear.
7: Scavenger girl adopts soccer ball.
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